McBealism

Ally: Maybe I’m happy and I just don’t know it.

Lora: Even if I did get past all my problems, I’m just gonna get out and get new ones.

Ally: The real truth is, I probably don’t want to be too happy or content. Because, then what? I actually like the quest, the search. That’s the fun. The more lost you are, The more you have to look forward to. What do you know? I’m having a great time and I don’t even know it.

Lora: The idea that when people come together, they stay together. I have to take that with me when I’m going to bed at night. Even if I’m going to bed alone.

Ally: Maybe I’ll share my life with somebody… maybe not. But the truth is, when I think back of my loneliest moments, there was usually somebody sitting there next to me.

Lora: We’re women. We have a double standard to live up to.

Ally: Men are like gum anyway - after you chew they lose their flavor.

Lora: Remember, when you’re with me, it’s the only time you’re not the strangest person in the room. So go ahead, get weird with me.

Ally: Uh, let the record reflect that the deponent is a fat, arrogant, overweight, bald pig.

Lora: Sometimes I’m more persuasive when I lack conviction.

Ally: Sometimes… there’s no point in the truth if the only thing it will do is cause pain.

Everybody now: Harhar!

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