50 DOLLARS LOST

February 20th, 2007

WHAT A BUMMER!

I LOST MY 50 DOLLARS. MAN ITS NOT THAT MUCH, BUT IM BROKE THESE DAYS.

I WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GAIN THAT AMOUNT, AND I JUST LOST IT.

EFFING BAD (:

MOTHER, MOTHER. WHATS GOIN ON - IVE BEEN SO UNLUCKY LATELY. MY HARDWORK, FEW SLEEPLESS NIGHTS JUST SLIPPED THROUGH THE CRACK.

LIFE, SUCH A TREACHEROUS ASS.

LET ME TAKE THIS TIME TOO TO SAY MY SORRY TO A FRIEND WHOM I OFFENDED. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I CARE A LOT FOR YOU - YOURE LIKE A SISTER TO ME. FORGIVE MY WORDS… I WAS HARSH LAST SUNDAY. BUT YOU WENT BELOW THE BELT TOO. LOL. SORRY!

DONT LET OUR BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP BE LOST BY THAT STUPID CONVERSATION, I KNOW YOURE SENSITIVE AND SO AM I. WE BOTH HURT EACH OTHER, SO WE WERE EVEN. HAHA. I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON, BIATCH (:

RESORT / ISLAND FOR SALE

February 8th, 2007

THE FOLLOWING ARE FOR SALE:

RESORT - 23 MILLION PHP PESOS / US $ 469, 387.75 (if converted to P1 = US $ 49)
- NON-NEGOTIABLE
- 2,000 SQM

ISLAND - 420 MILLION PHP PESOS / US $ 8, 571,428.57 (if converted to P1 = US $ 49)
- NEGOTIABLE
- 37 HECTARES (THE ISLAND ITSELF)
- 70 HECTARES (WHITE SAND INCLUDED)
- WHITE SAND
- VIRGIN ISLAND

* LOCATED AT THE SUNNY ISLAND OF ILOCOS NORTE, PHILIPPINES
* ENDORSED BY THE PHILIPPINES’ DEPARTMENT OF TOURISM AND WOW PHILIPPINES GROUP.
* please log on to www.badocislandresort.com

WRITE TO ME AT lgdotado@yahoo.com IF YOU ARE INTERESTED OR LEAVE A COMMENT HERE TO CONTACT ME PERSONALLY.

THANKS PEOPLE!

they said my name over the radio aloud!

February 7th, 2007

Last night I was literally rolling on the floor laughing. While tuned in at Magic 89.9, with Tony and Tetta of the Bottom 2, I heard them saying my name on air. Tetta went like - "Thank you to Loradel Dotado for sending us Tagalog words through e-mail." My whole name sounded bad on air, duh! And I wasn’t expecting to hear it announced more than a couple times.

I was surprised that my e-mail was read because I sent it few months ago, last year. I never imagined it would sound so funny. But Tetta read it who managed to not laugh even if sounded she was amused. And Tony the Amboy who knows not much Tagalog was laughing the whole time, and there were other voices laughing on the background. Guests on the booth I guess.

Why were they laughing? Well, imagine these words being read seriously on air, with that raspy voice of Ms. Tetta, and the ever reluctant to his Tagalog For Dummies lessons  Mr. Tony Toni laughing while she was teaching the words and their meanings:

BAKOKANG

      - higanteng peklat, itoy madalas na dulot ng mga sugat na malaki na hindi ginagamitan ng sebo de macho habang natutuyo. Imbes na normal na balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, itoy mayroong makintab na balat na takip.

MULMUL

      - buhok sa gitna ng isang nunal. Mahirap ipaliwanag kung bakit nagkakaroon ng MULMUL ang isang nunal subalit hindi talaga eto naaalis kahit bunutin pa ito, maliban na lamang kung ipa laser ito.

BAKTOL

       - ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. Ito’y dumidikit sa damit at humahalo sa pawis, madalas na naamoy tuwing registration sa school, sa elevator o FX at sa LRT na hindi aircon.

Tony seemed to enjoy it rather than be stressed (which is the usual case). And Tetta said I should do it more often. Huh? Why not? Her parting words for that portion - "Loradel, you rock!" Haha (:

And because I made them laugh I got to win tickets for Dreamgirls (: Yeay! I’m really looking forward to see this movie. Thanks Tony and Tetta for always making me laugh (: And to you people, try to listen to Magic 89.9 at 9 - 12 at night during Mondays to Thursdays or log on to www.magic899.fm. Trust me, you’d love it!

Til next time!

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