Lessons from Gossip Girl’s Speak of the Week

March 14th, 2009  Tagged , ,

 Welcome to Gossip Guide, where you can master Gossip Girl’s upcoming Speak of the week.

Lesson  # 56. Ment-Whore – an influential figure with multiple proteges who engages in sabotage, deceipt and occasional game of Lesson # 17, Hiding the Humphrey.

Think Ms. Carr, she’s Serena’s ment-whore. You know her and Dan Humphrey have an affair.

Lesson # 39. Blairanoid – the belief that everyone is jealous of your perfection and therefore, is out to get you. The common side effect of Blairanoia is Lesson # 14, Dorot-Abuse.

Lesson # 22. Bass-Talk – the unique vocabulary that stands from the name Chuck Bass such as Basshole, Basstard and Motherchucker. His behavior often labelled as Bassonine can lead to Lesson # 6, a Blair Witch Hunt.

 Remember: Gossip Frequent, Gossip Fluent

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